The Improv Game
+ D E S C R I P T I O N

My professor once said to me, "You want to know the secret of life, Amy? The big thing they never tell you? It's an improv game; you make it all up as you go." This is my life; follow me as I make my way through undergraduate school, cross country moves, and all that is real for an nineteen year old girl living within the framework of today's society.

maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

(via mollaayyyyy)

my-wonderland-bitch:

gaius-cassius-longinus:

fun prank; tell women they’re only good for romance, sex, and having children. and then laugh at them for wanting romance, shame them for having sex, and act like they have to give up all facets of their personalities if they become mothers

*shots being heard*

(Source: dr-erland, via good-monsters)

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
awwww-cute:

All ears

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via mollaayyyyy)